Spare a square

Dear person-at-work-who-left-an-empty-roll-of-toilet-paper-in-the-bathroom, May you soon be mauled by a bear. And not one of those cute little black bears that you might end up accidentally taking a nap with. No, I’m talking a big old grizzly motherfuck.

Sincerely, A-responsible-individual-with-basic-bathroom-etiquette-who-reserves-the-right-to-wish-wildlife-on-your-ass