You know those moments when you're with a few people you're not quite well-acquainted with, but you're trying? And they start talking about missing a patch of hair while shaving their legs and how embarassing that is. And then you offer up how hairy the tops of your feet get, not to mention your big toe?
You know when you do that?
That's what I thought.
Oh well. Me and my Hobbit feet will be in the corner.