Hold on there, cowboy

2013-10-26 14.03.10 (2)

Who decided that this is the most wonderful time of the year?

I disagree.

Let it be any damn well time of the year I want it to be. Hell, I might make songs about it.

It's the most wonderful time of the year! With tree leaves a falling, And jacket weather calling, Let's have two more beeeeeers! Fall's the most wonderful time of the year!

Thank you, thank you very much. No, please hold your applause.

I guess that there wasn't an entire season about how we're having the best time we will all year... and it's typically stressful emotionally, on the purse strings, not to mention it's fucking cold (geographically dependent).  I'd just like to be the one who is allowed to call out my most wonderful time of the year. And the best part of all is that it's not static. No, sir! The best part of this year may be the worst part of next year!

Ah, the truth to the magic 8-ball that is life.

So here's to everyone on this, our New Year's Eve. Remember your old acquaintance and do whatever the hell you want. 2014 is your oyster. Dig in.